Batman: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 47
Say, who's there? Two-Face? Croc? Joker, old shoe?
None of the above, Penguin.
Oh no, not you...
Get used to it. Wherever you go, I'll be right behind you.
Precisely where you belong. But you needn't bother. Haven't you heard? I've reformed. Paid my debt to society, and all that.
We'll see. I just came to tell you to keep your beak clean.
[After Batman defeats a gang of thugs threatening the Penguin and Veronica]
I knew you couldn't stay clean for more than one day.
Let him go! He didn't do anything. It was those brutes!
He wasn't with them?
That's right, you vulgar vigilante! In my day, I associated with a much higher class of riff-raff!
I'm so sorry, Ozzie.
As long as you weren't bruised, my peach. [kisses her hand]
"Peach"?
Why don't you be a good masked man and ride off into the night? This time, I'll clean up after you.
Please, Oswald! If it's money you want, I can get you more!
SHUT UP! All I wanted from you, dearie, was a little friendship. That would have cost you nothing. But now you'll pay!
Oswald? I really was growing fond of you. It's too bad this had to happen.
I suppose it's true what they say: society is to blame. High society.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Batman: The Animated Series pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
