“Perchance To Dream” quotes from Batman: The Animated Series

"Batman"

You're not well, Mr. Wayne. You need professional help.

Bruce Wayne

LIAR! You knew what's going on! This is a dream, and you're the one responsible!

"Batman"

A dream? Why do you think that?

Bruce Wayne

I suspected it from the start! I knew I was right when I tried to read the newspaper. The print didn't make sense.

"Batman"

Yes...?

Bruce Wayne

That's because reading is a function of the right side of the brain. While dreams come from the left side. It's impossible to read something in a dream!

"Batman"

Granting that's true, how is it my fault?

Bruce Wayne

I can't explain it. But you're the key to this. I knew you'd be here. This tower is part of my nightly patrol. Now, tell me what's going on!

Bruce Wayne

[Looking down off the ledge, preparing to jump] You're wrong! There IS a way out!

Mad Hatter

Now, now wait just a minute! You don't want to do anything foolish! This isn't an ordinary dream! What if you're wrong?!

Bruce Wayne

THEN I'LL SEE YOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES!

Batman

WHY? Why did you do it?!

Mad Hatter

You, of all people, have the GALL to ask me that? You RUINED MY LIFE! I was willing to give you WHATEVER life you wanted, JUST TO KEEP YOU OUT OF MINE!