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S1 E15Unfinished Business

What the fuck are you doing--

"What the fuck are you doing here, Hank?" Yeah, I know.

Right, you need to get the fuck out of here. Leave, come on-

You called me an idiot today. Me, the guy who, when Goran was coming to kill you, told you to get out of the dodge. I mean, saved your life.

Right. Hey, man, let's do this...

I come not wearing disguises. No more hiding. You have to understand -- I'm not asking you to do this hit. I'm telling you.

Hey, Hank, relax, man.

I am relaxed. 'Kay? I'm super relaxed guy. But now, I'm the boss, and you really disrespected me. So you're doing this. Because if you do not... I tell Goran's family who really kill him. And this place, and all your friends... they go bye-bye. Do you believe me now?

[Barry shakes his head "yes".]

You still think I'm "fucking idiot"?

[Barry shakes his head "no".]

Good. Good. Don't fuck with me, Barry. It's not polite.

LLoach

Hey, do you know this guy?

Is that a guy? Looks kind of gender-liquid to me...

Am I, like—am I, like—like, an evil person?

Oh, my God. I mean—absolutely. Do I not tell you that enough? You are, like, the most evil guy I know, man!

Dude. How the fuck did you miss?!

I don't know how to shoot gun!

Hey. You know this about yourself, yet, when I ask you to come kill Barry, you say "okay".

Hank. There is a power dynamic here which prevents people—

[Akhmal is shot in the shoulder]

What happen?

I got fucking shot! Oh, Jesus—

Okay, Akhmal, you got to get this shit together. Just stand up there and shoot him, all right? Believe in yourself!

Fuck you, I just got shot!

Oh? Well, I got shot, too, remember? Barry shot me precisely in same arm. Ooh, same spot! Wow, he's so good. But I wasn't a baby about it, was I? C'mon!

Well, what do you want me to do? Go to John Wick Assassin Hotel with help wanted sign, I mean, what?

You got good guys right here, man!

Oh, my God, my guys suck balls! You know it! Especially this motherfucker right here!

If I suck balls, you are king of Suck Balls Mountain!

MMayrbeck

Is it true you are the most gifted assassin in all of America?

No, I'm not the most gifted assassin in all of America.

He's being modest. He is Air Jordan of assassins.

[Barry notices Mayrbeck screwing around in training and fires off a gun next to his head]

You think this is some fucking game? Think this is some fucking game? Huh? You lose your focus, you give the other guy a chance to fire, you're dead! KILL! That's the only word I want in your fucking head. "Kill".

Look, today, a guy said something to me, and it, uh... made me mad.

What'd you do? You thump him up, huh? Did ya throw him a little high heat? A little chi music? Hey, Barry, we're both Alphas. I understand.

So here's my advice. You never tell that story again as long as you live 'cause basically, you killed somebody and you got away with it.

See, that's why I didn't wanna tell you. This is why I didn't wanna tell you, 'cause you're gonna look at me differently. You're gonna look at me... like I'm a murderer, like I'm a- like I'm a violent piece of shit...

Barry? Listen to me. I had a son. I was terrible to this son. I was cruel. I was selfish. And there's nothing I can do to change that. But I don't want to be that guy anymore. And I pray that human beings can change their nature, because if we can't, then you and I are in deep trouble.

Wh- How do we do that?

I think we're doing it already. You didn't beat that guy up, did you? You came here. We're talking about your feelings instead of acting out your feelings. And as for my son, the first time I reached out to him after years and years, I got a big "Fuck you, dad!" But today... today, he brought me strawberries.

Do you think I'm a bad person, Mr. Cousineau?

I think you're deeply human. You did a terrible thing. But do I think that defines you? No. That's why I don't think you should tell this story in front of the class. Also, they will shit themselves. I mean, they're children.

LLoach

Do you have any idea what it's like to- to fuckin' love somebody and have some motherfucker come along and take them away from you?! DO YOU?!

I'm sorry about Janice.

LLoach

What- not Moss!

[Loach pulls out his phone and shows Barry a picture]

LLoach

That's Ronny Proxen. He's fucking my wife. You get rid of him, and all this goes away.

[Beat]

What?!

[Seeing Barry's wounds] Ah! Jesus! What'd he do, hit you with a fuckin' cleaver?

It wasn't Ronny.

What do you mean, "it wasn't Ronny"?

No, it was his daughter. I think he... He trains her, or something, 'cause she was like a... like a feral mongoose.

I'm not killing a kid, Fuches. Plus, I don't... I don't think she's of this world.

[After Lily climbs a tree and jumps onto the roof of her house]

Okay, she's not human.

That's what I said, man.

She's something else, I don't know what.

That's what I told you, dude.

Alright. What do you wanna do then, huh? I mean, in an ideal world, we'd just burn down the house.

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