Monroe Fuches quotes from Barry

Fuches

When you meet Goran, don't be afraid to sell yourself. Remember that liquor distributor in Canton, you stabbed in the nut? I think Goran's the kind of man, who would find something like that intriguing. So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know, you'll go there.

Fuches

You want a hobby or something? You could take up painting! Yeah, Hitler painted! John Wayne Gacy painted, it's a good, solid hobby!

Fuches

[Watching Lily run away] WHAT ARE YOU?!

Fuches

Murder... Je- I used to think people like you were the shit, man. Badasses like yourself always fascinated me. But- But doing it, y'know, actually pulling the trigger, ending a life... that takes someone with no soul.

Fuches

Barry Berkman did this.

Fuches

You ever wonder why Chris, who never saw combat, was basically a computer geek, would even have PTSD? Oh, he loved Sharon and Theo, they were his whole world. Why would he take himself out, knowing something like that would fuck them up for life? Well, that, uh, switch you saw go off when Barry was "avenging" you? I harnessed that into a very lucrative job for him. One day, I sent Barry out on a mission, went sideways, and, well, Chris... He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Saw some shit he shouldn't have. Y'know, Barry still participates in those charity runs that Sharon does in Chris's memory? Barry's a good guy.

Fuches

First time in LA? Yeah, I picked up on that, what you and the big guy were talking about there. When my partner gets back, you're gonna kill us, yeah? [He mimes a gun.] Pop! You know, there's a version of this where... you don't do that!

My whole life, ever since a boy... is death.

Fuches

Well, you're a regular Family Circus cartoon.

Fuches

Stovka, let me tell you something. You get on the 10 Freeway, it's the Christopher Columbus Transcontinental Highway, you can just drive and become whoever you wanna be! This is the country that invented Superman! And the women, oh my God, the women here! Stovka, they would love that accent of yours! If-- I know! I-- I know a couple of gals in Cleveland who would love-- How old a guy are you, Stovka?

Forty-five.

Fuches

[chuckles] Jesus Christ. O-- Okay, uh, I know one gal--

There's nothing for me. I had a wife. A child. But they leave me. She say I'm broken. You talk of freedom? As long as I work for them, I never free. It will always be the same. My whole life, ever since a child, is death. There is only one true way out.

Fuches

Yeah, I caught about half of that Stov, if you could take my cell phone outta my-- my pocket here, I can show you one gal. She's Cherokee! She's really wild!

Hey, do you know this guy?

Fuches

Is that a guy? Looks kind of gender-liquid to me...

Fuches

[Seeing Barry's wounds] Ah! Jesus! What'd he do, hit you with a fuckin' cleaver?

Barry

It wasn't Ronny.

Fuches

What do you mean, "it wasn't Ronny"?

Barry

No, it was his daughter. I think he... He trains her, or something, 'cause she was like a... like a feral mongoose.

Fuches

Okay, she's not human.

Barry

That's what I said, man.

Fuches

She's something else, I don't know what.

Barry

That's what I told you, dude.

Fuches

Alright. What do you wanna do then, huh? I mean, in an ideal world, we'd just burn down the house.

Barry

I gotta go to a hospital!

Fuches

Is that her?!

Barry

It's a trash can!

Fuches

What do you want me to get?

Barry

Needle and thread! For stitches! Because I'm dying!

Fuches

Barry. Kill her.

Barry

Just take her off your face.

Fuches

I can't.

Barry

Why?

Fuches

'Cause I super-glued my hands to the steering wheel.

Fuches

You know... you could save your little acting teacher. You know that, right?

Barry

I'm gonna fucking kill you, Fuches.

Fuches

All you have to do is turn yourself in. Give it all up for him. Yeah? Not so altruistic now, are you motherfucker? Now who's out of moves? Bye bye!