[Fuches and Barry are on a phone call.]
FuchesI wanna say... I'm sorry, for whatever it is you think I did to hurt your relationship with Mr. Cousineau.
Fuches
Okay, good! Good. Uh, now in the spirit of that comment, is there something you'd like to say to me?
[Beat.]
Fuches
I'm dying, Barry. I'm in the hostpital. Doctors are being cagey -- not a lot of eye contact. So if there ever was a time you did wanna say something to me, now would be that time.
Are those goats in the background?
Fuches
I can give you some apology options off the top of my head, Barry -- "I'm sorry I shot at you! I'm sorry I ruined your heroin deal with the Burmese!"
Alright, I don't have time for this, okay? Me and Mr. Cousineau are fine, please don't call me again. Alright?
[Barry hangs up his phone. It buzzes again.]
Fuches
The fuck do you mean, you and Cousineau are fine?
I mean we're fine. We worked our shit out together. Actually, we're working together today.
Fuches
Oh, you're working?
Yeah! On a show called Laws of Humanity.
Fuches
...That's a great show.
And I know you told him I killed Janice, but we hashed it out. Like adults. So there's no need to apologize, because your old fuckin' plan didn't work.
Fuches
Ah, you're good, are ya? You're never gonna move past that! You destroyed that guy's life!
Yeah, well now I'm making it up to him. By acting.
Fuches
How the fuck do you do that?!
Fuches
I don't care!
Well you obviously fuckin' care, you called me!
Fuches
You called me.
You are fuckin nuts, man! Also, I know you're on a farm or something because I can hear goats in the background.
Fuches
Maybe I'm at the zoo, with my new best friend!
Thought you said you were at a hospital.
[Fuches screams into the receiver and throws his phone on the ground.]
JMJim Moss
I was in 'Nam. I was a fighter pilot.
Fuches
No shit.
Yeah, got shot down. Captured.
Fuches
Candy asses. They make you talk?
I got in my interrogator's head and he ended up committing suicide. Me and some of the other guys escaped.
Fuches
...you convinced your interrogator to kill himself?
Yeah! Some of the other guys said I had an aptitude for it. But, uh, I thought I was just being nice, but when I got to SERE school, they pulled me out of class and made me an instructor.
Fuches
And the guy killed himself? Hm. Was he depressed?
I wanted my daughter, Janice, to get into it, but she resisted. She said "Daddy, what you do is fucked up."
Fuches
Did you get any sense of his home life?
Yeah, and then she went and did her homicide thing. I was proud of her.
Bro, this is my youngest son, Barry.
Fuches
Ah, hey there, big guy! Your dad, uh... Tells me you're shy, you gonna be shy with me?
Fuches
Nah, it's-- Hey! I hear you like, uh, playing army. Y'know, your dad and I used to play army...
Fuches
No, it's alright! There's no need to pressure him there, John. It was nice to meet you, son! It really was. Y'know, maybe one of these days, uh... you'll let me play army with you, yeah?
Fuches
I used to think I was a soldier, ignoring the fact that I never fought in a battle in my whole life. I was a poser. And I fancied myself a mentor, fostering other men's natural abilities, but it wasn't until I was in prison and I got beaten within an inch of my life day after day that I finally dropped the bullshit... and just accepted who I am: a man with no heart.
I am nothing like you, Fuches. You are a weak, pathetic, manipulative little man.
Fuches
New deal: I walk away right now, you'll never hear from me again. All you have to do... is admit that you killed Cristobal. Admit that you fucked up. Admit that you were scared. That you hate yourself, that there’s some days you don’t think you deserve to live. And the only thing that’ll make you forget is by being someone else.
[Hank starts breaking down.]
He was the love of my life!
Fuches
I know.
It wasn’t supposed to happen!
Fuches
It never is.
I just wanted to be safe!
Fuches
We all do.
[One of Hank's men brings John out. Hank steels himself.]
You know what? You are a fucking liar. The deal is off. Go fuck yourself!
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