[Fuches and Barry are on a phone call.]
I wanna say... I'm sorry, for whatever it is you think I did to hurt your relationship with Mr. Cousineau.
Okay.
Okay, good! Good. Uh, now in the spirit of that comment, is there something you'd like to say to me?
No.
[Beat.]
I'm dying, Barry. I'm in the hostpital. Doctors are being cagey -- not a lot of eye contact. So if there ever was a time you did wanna say something to me, now would be that time.
Are those goats in the background?
I can give you some apology options off the top of my head, Barry -- "I'm sorry I shot at you! I'm sorry I ruined your heroin deal with the Burmese!"
Alright, I don't have time for this, okay? Me and Mr. Cousineau are fine, please don't call me again. Alright?
[Barry hangs up his phone. It buzzes again.]
Yeah.
The fuck do you mean, you and Cousineau are fine?
I mean we're fine. We worked our shit out together. Actually, we're working together today.
Oh, you're working?
Yeah! On a show called Laws of Humanity.
...That's a great show.
And I know you told him I killed Janice, but we hashed it out. Like adults. So there's no need to apologize, because your old fuckin' plan didn't work.
Ah, you're good, are ya? You're never gonna move past that! You destroyed that guy's life!
Yeah, well now I'm making it up to him. By acting.
How the fuck do you do that?!
Why do you care?
I don't care!
Well you obviously fuckin' care, you called me!
You called me.
You are fuckin nuts, man! Also, I know you're on a farm or something because I can hear goats in the background.
Maybe I'm at the zoo, with my new best friend!
Thought you said you were at a hospital.
[Fuches screams into the receiver and throws his phone on the ground.]
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