Fish
Nick, my doctor says I have to lose 15 pounds—any suggestions?
Yemana
You know what they say is the best way to knock off calories?
Fish
What?
Yemana
Sex.
Fish
Really? [thinks] Who do I know that also needs to lose weight?
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