Joseph Toye quotes from Band of Brothers

Guarnere

Let the Krauts cook their own goddamn food. How are we doing, Malarkey?

Malarkey

We're doing good.

Yeah? What the hell do you know about cooking; you're Irish.

Malarkey

Sir, if you have a reservation someplace else, I'd be happy to go with you.

Guarnere

Ooh, Christ, gimme some air.

Winters

Whoo. Did something just die in here?

Welsh

Yeah, Malarky's ass.

Any word on Lieutenant Meehan yet, sir?

Winters

No, not yet.

Guarnere

Don't that make you our commanding officer, sir?

Winters

Yeah, it does.

Toye

Sir? [offers Winters a bottle of wine]

Guarnere

Joe, the Lieutenant don't drink.

Winters

[Takes the bottle] It's been a day of firsts. [drinks, then hands bottle to Guarnere] Don't you think, Guarnere?

Guarnere

[pause] Yes, sir.

Winters

Carry on.

Winters

Oh, and Sergeant?

Guarnere

Sir?

Winters

I'm not a Quaker. [leaves]

Guarnere

Hey, if he's from Lancaster County, he's probably a Mennonite.

Toye

What's a Mennonite?

Luz

Lieutenant, are you going to shoot lefty all night? [Comptom looks at him]

Toye

Hey, c'mon.

Luz

I'm just curious cause he's right-handed.

[switches hands] George! What would I do without George Luz?

Make a hole! Hey, make a hole! I got ammo, grab what you can!

Nixon

Lieutenant, you're a godsend. What's the situation?

I heard you guys were coming in. There was an ammo dump so, here...[hands a crate of ammo to Toye] Is it just you guys in the 101st?

Toye

Looks like it. What hit you fellas?

Everything. The Krauts had Tigers, Panthers, SP's, Stukas, arty, and infantry. They just kept coming.

Winters

What's your name, Lieutenant?

George Rice, 10th Armored.

Winters

Good work, son.

Muck

[to Rice] Got any more mortar rounds, sir? We're real short.

I'll try to make another ammo run if I can, but don't count on anything.

Muck

Thank you, sir.

Panzer division is about to cut the road south. Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.

Winters

We're paratroopers, Lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded.

Good luck.

Nixon

Thanks.

Where are your boots?

Toye

In Washington, up General Taylor's ass.