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Joseph Liebgott quotes from Band of Brothers

Played by Ross McCall · 7 quotes

Joseph Liebgott

Played by Ross McCall

Band of Brothers · 93 quotes

6th most-quoted character in Band of Brothers: in 7 of its 93 quotes
Most scenes with: Lewis Nixon (3), Richard Winters (2), George Luz (2)

Lines by Joseph Liebgott 1

Liebgott

[translating a German general's speech] Men, it's been a long war, it's been a tough war. You've fought bravely, proudly for your country. You're a special group. You've found in one another a bond that exists only in combat, among brothers. You've shared foxholes, held each other in dire moments. You've seen death and suffered together. I'm proud to have served with each and every one of you. You all deserve long and happy lives in peace.

Scenes with Joseph Liebgott 6

[Addressing whole platoon.] You people are at the position of attention! [To Perconte] Private Perconte, have you been blousing your trousers over your boots like a paratrooper?

No, sir.

Then explain the creases at the bottom.

No excuse, sir.

Volunteering for the Parachute Infantry is one thing, Perconte, but you've got a long way to prove that you belong here. Your weekend pass is revoked. [moves on] Name?

Luz, George.

[examining Luz's M1 rifle] Dirt in the rear sight aperture. Pass revoked. [walks over to another soldier] When did you sew on these Chevrons, Sergeant Lipton?

Yesterday, sir.

[displays a loose thread pulled from the stripe] Long enough to notice this – revoked.

Sir. [Sobel walks over to another soldier.]

Name.

Malarkey, Donald G!

Malarkey is slang for "bullshit," isn't it? [takes his rifle]

Yes, sir!

Rust on the butt-plate hinge spring, Private Bullshit – revoked. [tosses his rifle at Malarkey and moves on] Name.

Liebgott

Liebgott, Joseph, D, sir.

Rusty bayonet, Liebgott. You want to kill Germans?

Liebgott

Yes, sir.

[knocks his helmet with the bayonet] Not with this. [to the whole platoon] I will not take this rusty piece of shit to war, and I will not take you to war in your condition. [throws bayonet to the ground] Now thanks to these men and their infractions, every man in the company who had a weekend pass has lost it. Change into your PT gear. We're running Currahee.

Eh, I like Winters, he's a good man. But when the bullets start flyin', I don't know if I want a Quaker doing my fighting for me.

GGordon

How do you know he's a Quaker?

He ain't Catholic.

Neither is Sobel.

That prick's a Son of Abraham.

Liebgott

What?

He's a Jew.

Liebgott

I'm a Jew.

Congratulations, get your nose outta my face.

[Liebgott attacks Guarnere]

Joe, drop your ammo.

Liebgott

What? What are you doing?

[pulls out the ammo from the weapon, displaying a single bullet] You have one round. [Turns to John Martin] Johnny, how many prisoners do we have?!

We got 11 right now, sir.

[Turns back to Liebgott] You drop a prisoner, the rest will jump you. I want all prisoners back at the company CP. Alive.

[Several members of Easy Company watch German citizens clean up rubble from their town, while a string quartet somberly plays]

I'll tell you one thing about the Krauts; they sure clean up good.

Liebgott

Yup, all you need is a little Mozart.

[Joins them] Beethoven.

Liebgott

Sorry, sir?

That's not Mozart. That's Beethoven.

Hitler's dead.

Liebgott

Holy shit.

Shot himself in Berlin.

Is the war over, sir?

No. We have orders to Berchtesgaden. We're gonna move out in one hour.

Why? The man's not home. Should've killed himself three years ago, saved us a lot of trouble.

Yeah, he should've. But he didn't.

[about the concentration camp's prisoners] Can you ask him, uh, ask him what kind of camp this is? Um, what, ah, why are they here?

Liebgott

Was ist das hier?

PPrisoner

Das, das, das, das hier, das... das ist ein arbeitslager für unerwunschte wirklich.

Liebgott

He says, it's a work camp for, Unerwunschte. I'm not sure what the word means, sir. Uh, unwanted, disliked maybe?

[guessing] Criminals?

Liebgott

I don't think criminals, sir. Uh, verbrecher?

PPrisoner

Verbrecher? Nein, nein.

Liebgott

No

PPrisoner

Ärzte, musiker, beamter, bauern...

Liebgott

Doctors, musicians...

PPrisoner

Schreiber, schneider, intellektuelle...

Liebgott

tailors, clerks, farmers, intellectuals. I mean, normal people.

PPrisoner

Juden. Juden. Juden.

Liebgott

[softly] They're Jews.

PPrisoner

Polen, Zigeuner...

Liebgott

Poles, Gypsies

PPrisoner

Aber Ich glaub das schlimm, das Frauenlager ist bei der nexte bahnstation dort hin.

Liebgott

Wie bitte, was sagen sie?

PPrisoner

Das das Frauenlager bei der nexte bahnstation. [The prisoner wanders away, weeping]

Liebgott?

Liebgott

...The women’s camp is at the next railroad stop.

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