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Guarnere, Malarkey and others in “Day of Days”

Let the Krauts cook their own goddamn food. How are we doing, Malarkey?

We're doing good.

Yeah? What the hell do you know about cooking; you're Irish.

Sir, if you have a reservation someplace else, I'd be happy to go with you.

[Guarnere opens the flap]

Ooh, Christ, gimme some air.

[Winters shows up]

Whoo. Did something just die in here?

Yeah, Malarky's ass.

Any word on Lieutenant Meehan yet, sir?

No, not yet.

Don't that make you our commanding officer, sir?

Yeah, it does.

Sir? [offers Winters a bottle of wine]

Joe, the Lieutenant don't drink.

[Takes the bottle] It's been a day of firsts. [drinks, then hands bottle to Guarnere] Don't you think, Guarnere?

[pause] Yes, sir.

Carry on.

[He starts to leave, then turns back to Guarnere]

Oh, and Sergeant?

Sir?

I'm not a Quaker. [leaves]

[the men laugh]

Hey, if he's from Lancaster County, he's probably a Mennonite.

What's a Mennonite?

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