Back at the Barnyard Season 1 quotes

Otis

[trying to feed Mr. Beady] Canary goes in the coal mine!

[fed up with his mother and Otis fighting over him] THAT'S IT! I'VE... HAD IT! OUT OF MY HOUSE, NOW!!!

But Nathan, you need your mama to take care of you!

I already got someone to take care of me! [points to Mrs. Beady] Her! The lesser of evils!

Otis

[whispers] Her name's Nora.

Right, Nora.

Bessy

How'd you like me to put that flying saucer where the sun don't shine?!

You and what army?!

Bessy

My five-fingered army!

Why don't you say that to the enda?! The end of my tentacle!

Bessy

Ooh, I'm frightened. Frightened that your ugly is contagious!

Strong words from a back-planet-dwelling, oxygen-breathing, dual-chromosome descendant of anaerobic microbes!