[An old lady on a scooter arrives at the barnyard.]
Good afternoon, old one! Let me guess, you're a buyer.
Why, yes, I am, young fella.
Fantastic. Hey, have a good look around, just, whatever you do... DON'T GO IN THE BARN!!!
What are you talking about?
Well, it's quite silly, really. I mean, hardly worth mentioning, but I will, anyway. You see, the barn has a teeny tiny... PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD!!!
[The barn doors open, revealing a ghastly green glow, showing Abby, Peck, Pig, and Freddy as shadowy figures with glowing red eyes.]
[spooky wailing]
Get out...
No shoes, no service!
Oh, I'm not afraid of the underworld.
Well, I don't blame you for wanting to skedaddle-- WHA?! Oh, well, um... Did I mention this place is infested with... ZOMBIES?!
[Fake zombie arms controlled by the animals rise from the ground.]
Old lady brains...
Oh, dear, they're more afraid of us than we are of them.
[The "zombies" groan in disappointment as they sink back down.]
[shakes the old lady's scooter] IS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE?!
Really gets the blood flowin'!
4 hours later...
[holding locusts in his hand] We have locusts.
[The old lady picks the locusts out of Otis' hand and eats them, much to his shock and disgust.]
Them's good eatin'!
Why would you eat the... [groans] That's it! [removes his wig] I'm a talking cow!
Oh, well, we're all special in our own way.
[fed up] AUGH! I give up, you win! The place is yours, here, take the keys!
AAH, KEYS! My one true fear! Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP! [drives away]
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