Your parents are great, Fred! They were just giving me the most wonderful steam bath.
Actually, Peck, they were about to cook you and eat you.
Well, sure. They were about to--[yells in shock] WITH THE COOKING AND THE EATING!!!
Son, why are you calling tonight's dinner "Peck"?
Guys, I have something to tell you.
Freddy...
It's okay, Otis. I'm done lying. Mom, Dad, Peck isn't dinner. He's my best friend. And I'm not a voracious chicken-eater! I'm a vegetarian! [his parents gasp] And if you can't deal with that, then I say good day, sir! And Mrs. Sir.
[angrily] Frederick, get over here right NOW... [warmly] ...and give your old man a hug.
[hugs his father] You mean, you're not ashamed of me?
Oh, honey, of course we are.
Ashamed and disgraced.
And don't forget humiliated.
We'll probably have to change our names.
And I'm sure our neighbors will pelt us with trash.
I know I would.
But as long as you're happy, dear, I guess we could learn to live with it.
I suppose we owe your friend an apology. Sorry we almost ate you, Peck.
Ah, I can't stay mad at you guys.
Group hug! [hugs his parents and Peck]
Okay, whoa, whoa, just whoa! Hold up. [to Freddy] Your parents eat farm animals, [to Freddy's parents] your kid is a vegetarian, [to Peck] your best friend's parents just tried to EAT you, AND YOU'RE ALL COOL WITH THAT?!
Uh-huh.
Yep.
Sure are!
Pretty much.
Sweet, just checkin'.
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