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Michael Garibaldi quotes from Babylon 5

Played by Jerry Doyle · 78 quotes · page 5 of 6

Michael Garibaldi

Played by Jerry Doyle

Babylon 5 · 626 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Babylon 5: in 78 of its 626 quotes
Most scenes with: Susan Ivanova (15), John Sheridan (12), Stephen Franklin (10)

Scenes with Michael Garibaldi 61

[Opening credits voiceover.]

It was the year of fire...

...the year of destruction...

...the year we took back what was ours.

It was the year of rebirth...

...the year of great sadness...

...the year of pain...

...and a year of joy.

It was...a new age.

It was the end of history.

It was the year everything changed.

Michael Garibaldi

The year is 2261.

The place, Babylon 5.

[Ivanova and Garibaldi survey the fleet]

Michael Garibaldi

That is a hell of a lot of ships.

And more on the way. The captain wants the biggest fleet in history if we're gonna end this war. The way things are shaping up out there it looks like he just might get it.

Garibaldi

And then what?

And then what what?

Garibaldi

Well if we lose, there is no "then what", and if we win, what next? We're still renegades. I don't think there's anybody left on this side of the galactic core we haven't already honked off. We can't go home. Sometimes I don't know which scares me more, winning or losing.

God, I thought I was depressing.

[After Garibaldi reunites a client with his missing daughter, the man is surprised by the invoice Garibaldi hands him.]

CClient

It's one-third your fee!

Michael Garibaldi

It is? [looking] Yeah, it is. Well, I am going to have to take this up with Bookkeeping. I mean, this hardly even covers my expenses. I--well, now that I think about it, I am the Bookkeeping Department. I'll tell you what. I don't wanna get me into trouble over this, so...why don't we just let it go at 30%?

[Monitored by a telepath, Garibaldi tells Edgars of his suspicions about his employment.]

Michael Garibaldi

Everybody lies.

That's a very sad view of the universe, Mr. Garibaldi.

Garibaldi

Yeah, well, it's the only one I got. And it works for me.

S4 The Exercise of Vital Powers
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Do you know how the ancient Greeks defined happiness?

Garibaldi

Not off-hand, but I'd be willing to bet it involved three goats and a jug of wine.

"Happiness", they said, was "the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence, in a life affording them scope".

S4 The Exercise of Vital Powers
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[Threatened by the Mars Resistance, Garibaldi begs Lyta to force her way past his memory blocks.]

Michael, if I do a deep scan, it could damage you.

Michael Garibaldi

And if you don't, they're gonna kill me. Now, a headache I can get over. I'm not sure I'm gonna get over being dead anytime soon.

. . .

[after she breaks the blocks and sees Garibaldi's memories]

It's true. What he told us, it's all true.

NONumber One

Like that means a damn! How do we know that anything you say is the truth? You could be saying whatever the hell you want–

What do YOU know about Hell? Hmm? [she turns to face Number One, her eyes completely black] Would you like me to show it to you? Mine and his?

[she telepathically projects Garibaldi's memories into Number One]

NONumber One

[recoils] It's true. Damned, it's true!

Garibaldi

Okay, who gulped? Somebody gulped. We have got a long way to go. We're supposed to sip, not gulp.

I didn't gulp.

I sipped.

Garibaldi

[to Lyta] You I believe.

[chagrined] What? Why do you believe her and not me?

Garibaldi

Because when you lie, it's all over your face. She's a better liar than you are.

Thank you. [pause] Wait a minute! [...] What do you mean I'm a good liar?

What the hell is your problem?

Michael Garibaldi

For starters, I don't know you, therefore I don't trust you.

The world's full of people you don't know.

Garibaldi

I worry about that all the time.

Tough. Get over it.

[Garibaldi is visited by Dodger.]

DDodger

It's some guy's fantasy. A love hungry red-head who will disappear in the morning never to be seen again!

Michael Garibaldi

I'm sorry Dodger, what were you saying?

DDodger

[frustrated] It's a good thing I'm only here another hour or so, cupcake. Two weeks of this, I'd kill you.

[Garibaldi and Tafiq are discussing Drazi cities]

Michael Garibaldi

What's with the streets? They're so narrow, you can hardly get by.

TTafiq

Tradition. Goes back centuries. To prevent invaders from taking their city, they built their streets too narrow for armies or engines of war. When you have to go by two or three at a time, you are most vulnerable.

Michael Garibaldi

See, now you can fly over and drop these things called "bombs".

[After Lise confronts Garibaldi about his drinking.]

LLise

I'm sorry.

Michael Garibaldi

I don't want you to be sorry. I don't need your pity. I don't need anybody's pity. All I know is that I'm tired of being controlled. Controlled by others, by fear, by my past, by what everybody else expects of me and it's enough. Enough. And this? [points at the bottle] This is my own private little act of rebellion, yeah. I may not be able to control what other people do to me, but I can at least be in control what I do to myself.

[Garibaldi confronts Lyta in her cell.]

Michael Garibaldi

I need to know, Lyta. Something's happened to your abilities. You're not a P-5 anymore, hell, you're not even a P-12. You're the strongest telepath I've ever seen. What did the Vorlons do to you, Lyta? Who…what are you?

I've only recently begun to understand it myself. You know the Vorlons used telepaths as weapons during the Shadow War, but what no one stopped to consider was that in a war, you have a certain number of small weapons, a certain number of medium-size weapons, and one or two big ones. The kind of weapons you drop when you're out of small weapons and the medium weapons and you've got nothing left to use.

Garibaldi

Someone like that would be the telepathic equivalent of a thermonuclear device. A doomsday weapon.

[Lyta turns to face him, smiling, and her eyes start glowing white.]

Pleased to meet you, Mr. Garibaldi.

You know, Londo never liked the Pak'ma'ra. They're stubborn, lazy, obnoxious, greedy—

Michael Garibaldi

They kinda look like an octopus that got run over by a truck.

That too! But one day, Londo and I were walking past their quarters, and we heard them…singing.

Singing? They can sing?

There's nothing in the literature about that.

Apparently, it's something they only do certain times of the year as part of their religious ceremonies. You may not believe this, but, it was the most beautiful sound I have ever heard. I-I-I couldn't make out the words, but I knew it was full of sadness and hope and wonder and a terrible…sense of loss. I-I looked at Londo, and, this is the amazing part…there was a tear running down his face. I said, "Londo, we-we should leave. I mean, this is upsetting you." And he just stood there and listened. And when it was over, he turned to me and he said, "There are 49 gods in our pantheon, Vir. To tell you the truth, I never believed in any of them. But if only one of them exists, then God sings with that voice." It's funny. After everything we had been through…all he did? I miss him.

A toast. To…absent friends. In memory still bright.

Garibaldi

G'Kar.

Londo.

Lennier.

Mar—

Marcus.

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