Michael Garibaldi quotes from Babylon 5

Londo

You're a security chief. Shouldn't you be out...securing something?

Michael Garibaldi

I am. I'm securing you.

Garibaldi

Think they'll ever find that transmitter you slipped G'Kar?

Sinclair

No. because there isn't one.

Garibaldi

There isn't? Wait--

Sinclair

I lied. I figured if there were a transmitter, sooner or later they'd find it and remove it. But if I just told them there was, they'd keep looking. Indefinitely.

Garibaldi

Commander, do you have any idea of the tests they'll put him through, the things they'll do to him trying to find a transmitter that's not there?

Sinclair

Yes.

Hey!

Michael Garibaldi

What? What am I supposed to do, blind myself here? All right, fine, I'm as offended as you are. But I can see why a lot of guys would rent this particular image.

Actually, it was mainly women.