Michael Garibaldi quotes from Babylon 5

Garibaldi

Afterwards, if you like, you can stop by my quarters and I can show you my most favorite thing in the universe. Okay, okay, my second most favorite thing in the universe.

Michael Garibaldi

I really hate it when you get heroic. Cuts into my business. A man's got to earn a living, you know.

Michael Garibaldi

Sure is for people with nothing on the line. You and me? We just get on with it.

Michael Garibaldi

Protests are as much use with the Vorlons as fairy wings on a cement truck.

Garibaldi

If I knew who God was, I'd thank her.

Michael Garibaldi

Well, my pop always said that laughter was better than pills for what ails you.

Michael Garibaldi

Maybe somebody should've labelled the future "some assembly required".

Michael Garibaldi

I once saw an entire chorus line of purple wombats doing showtunes in my bathtub. Of course, I was pretty drunk at the time.

Michael Garibaldi

Zack, do me a favor and explain the missionary, uh... position to these folks.

Michael Garibaldi

Nobody's ever been to the Vorlon Homeworld and back again. Yet she goes, comes back like she just took a trip to the corner store. And now she's working for Kosh. Is anybody else as creeped out about this as I am?

Michael Garibaldi

Sometimes people walk away because they want to be alone, and sometimes they walk away because they want to see if you care enough to follow them into hell. I think I went the wrong way.

Michael Garibaldi

Anyone want to tell me how the hell we're supposed to stop that?

Garibaldi

This little lab of yours...this isn't by any chance located on a military base, is it?

Michael Garibaldi

Never, ever, ever trust a telepath. I swear to you, I'm gonna have that tattooed inside my eyelids.

Michael Garibaldi

Why is it that we always break up our history by the wars, not the years of peace? The Hundred Years War, the War of 1812, the first three world wars, the Dilgar War, the War of the Shining Star, the Minbari War, the Shadow War—why the war and not the peace? Because it's exciting. And because on some level people like to see something big fall apart and explode from the inside out. And right now, John, we're that something.