[Drazi missionaries ask a distracted Garibaldi about the recent sighting of their holy figure Droshalla.]
Zack, do me a favor and explain the missionary, uh... position to these folks.
“Convictions” · Season 3
In this episode: Michael Garibaldi (2), Lennier (2), Susan Ivanova (1), Londo Mollari (1), G'Kar (1), Delenn (1)
[Lennier is in the arrivals area, stuck between two humans--one drunk, one sleeping on his shoulder.]
DDrunk
I said "Sheila," "Sheila," I says, "you change that vid channel one more time and I'm outta here, you got it?" Well, she did, I did, and here I am! You shoulda seen the look on her face, let me tell you! But it's great! I get to meet all kinds of people! I mean, look! Me sitting next to you, a Minbari! You know, us in that war and all. But I don't hold a grudge, no sir! You know what? I say live and let live! You know, look, I got hair, you got a bone! So where you goin'?
Home. I have been diagnosed with Netter's Syndrome. Since I have only seven days to live, I thought I would return home to put my affairs in order before the end.
DDrunk
Netter's Syndrome? I've had a few syndromes, but I've never heard of that one.
Neither had I. Apparently it's spread by physical contact.
[The drunk realizes he's still got Lennier by the shoulder.]
DDrunk
Uh, I gotta make a call. [He gets up and walks away, while the sleeping human rolls off of Lennier's shoulder.]
[to himself] I will do penance later.
[Ivanova has recruited Brother Theo and his monks to help locate a bomber.]
May I be the first to say that this is the nuttiest idea you've ever had.
Thank you.
[Lennier wakes from a coma after saving Londo and Delenn's lives in a bombing.]
Welcome back! How do you feel?
As though a great many heavy objects had fallen on me. But I suspect I will live.
[Londo and G'Kar are about to be pulled out of a bombed-out transport tube]
There, you see? I'm going to live!
So it would seem. Well, it is an imperfect universe.
Bastard.
Monster.
Fanatic!
Murderer!
You are insane!
And that is why we'll win.
"Go be the ambassador to Babylon 5," they say. "It will be an easy assignment!" I hate my life.
So do I.
Shut up!
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