RataxesMirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the suavest of them all?
[off-screen] Your Rhiness.
Rataxes
Bingo!
Here's the hero you hollered for, your rhiness. It certainly looks heavenly.
Rataxes
Forget it, Basil. This morsel is all mine!
But my belly is baron, boss. I've missed breakfast and brunch. Haven't you heard the rule: "Share and share alike"?
Rataxes
Yes I have, Basil. And I make it a rule never to share what I like.
Lady Rataxes
[off-screen] RATAXES!
Rataxes
Oh my gosh! It's Lady Rataxes! If she catches me snacking, I'm done for.
Quick, in here! [opens mouth]
[Rataxes shoves morsel in Basil's mouth]
Lady Rataxes
You've been snacking again, haven't you?
Rataxes
I'll take it! [takes away Isabelle's doll. Isabelle gasps and cries]
[takes back Isabelle's doll] I'll, uh, put it on the list, your Rhiness.
[Basil puts the doll back to Isabelle, pats her head and leaves. Isabelle screams and cries]
Father, father, Rataxes came into the music room and said he wanted to take the room and the piano--
Dad, dad, Rataxes said he wanted to take the banquet hall!
He said he was going to take my bedroom too. What does he want my for?
CTChef Truffles
King Babar, those two maniacs, they ruined my bread dough, they ate my jam tarts, and they tried to steal my cooking utensil. Not only that, they flattened my cake!
Everyone, please settle down. His majesty can't concern himself with every little thing...[Rataxes laughing] Your majesty! [Rataxes and Basil wear Pompadour's wigs]
Rataxes
These wigs are ridiculous, Basil.
[giggling] They are indeed ridiculous. [laughing]
Rataxes
[laughing] Put them down anyway, you never know when you might want to look [laughing] ridiculous!
Sire, he's taken my wigs!
CTChef Truffles and the children
[they all yell] Father! Father! My spatula!
Babar, Isabelle is very upset. [Isabelle cries]
[Rataxes and Basil are climbing down the palace walls]
Rataxes
Basil, hurry it up!
But your rhighness, you know I suffer from vertigo!
Rataxes
You'll suffer from rigor mortis if Lady Rataxes catches us!
Rataxes
Basil, how did I do in the popularity poll this year?
Well, according to a random sampling, you're slightly more popular then a plague of locusts.
Rataxes
Oh...
It's an improvement, sir. Last year, you were less popular then a volcanic eruption!
Rataxes
What's wrong with my subjects? Babar's popular; What's he got that I haven't got?
Do you have a couple of hours, sir? It's a rather long list.
Rataxes
There isn't enough mud here to make a pie!
Don't worry, your rhighness; I'll find mud if it's the last thing I do.
Rataxes
And if you don't, Basil, it just might be the last thing you do!
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