Basil, how did I do in the popularity poll this year?
Well, according to a random sampling, you're slightly more popular then a plague of locusts.
Oh...
It's an improvement, sir. Last year, you were less popular then a volcanic eruption!
What's wrong with my subjects? Babar's popular; What's he got that I haven't got?
Do you have a couple of hours, sir? It's a rather long list.
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