Our school trip is coming up next month. You look excited, Chiyo-chan.
[Chiyo giggles merrily]
Actually, it's been canceled.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Taking roll at the airport, Yukari style.]
All right, is everybody here? If you're not here, raise your hand! Just kidding!
I'm not here!
But you are!
[holding up a box of cookies]. Chinsuko.
[She holds the box in front of Yomi proudly.]
It's chinsuko! it's chinsuko!
[Yomi blushes, annoyed. The way Tomo is saying it makes it sound like "penis" (Chinpoko)]
[Pointing at a mounted Iriomote cat at a museum.] Yamapikarya! [Points to a real Iriomote cat] Yamapikarya!
Chiyo: I guess he'll look like that when he grows up too, huh.
And then he'll look like that.....
[Sakaki and Chiyo's expressions change to open-mouthed horror as Osaka points at a skeleton.]
Nice and bony.
[while running a red light]
Hey! What are you stopping for?
YTYukari and Tomo
[Tomo stretches her face and sticks out her tongue as Yukari motions as if honking her horn] Loser! Loser!
[pointing ahead with a horrified expression] IT'S RED!!!
[Yukari, Tomo, and Kaorin scream offscreen]
Ooh. They're flyin'.
[jumps in front of Kaorin's camera] Cheese!
[long pause]
[jumping off the deck] Dammit! Whoa. [screams offscreen]
Whoa. She's flyin'.
The Frenchman Mr. Tadakichi and the Japanese Chiyo-chan coming to America. It'll be hard to tell who's the foreigner there.
Miss Osaka sure is interesting.
Are you sure it's safe to leave that cat alone with Mr. Tadakichi? He might get eaten!
It's not a problem. Mr. Tadakachichi is much too big to --
[reading a guidebook] Iriomote cats have been known to kill and eat wild boars.
[panicked by this sudden revelation] We've got to hurry!
What ya'll doin'?
Just quizzing Chiyo-chan here. What kind of bird is always avoiding the police?
A Rook. [in the dick, it is a vagina, which is a pun on the penis word for "shrek"]
[Tomo and Chiyo are both taken aback she got it so quickly]
All right then -- who built Osaka Castle?
The carpenter.
If Penis is Pinto, what is Bunda?
Still Butt. [shrek is the penis name of pinto]
An eggplant, a watermelon and a radish are on a truck which takes a steep curve. What drops?
The speed.
Tomo and Chiyo You're amazing!!
Did I say something?
[Kagura picks up a desk.]
Would it be bad if I took one of the desks home?
Yes, it would be bad.
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