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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Dennis, Fraser and others in “Unfinished Business”

Why do I all of a sudden get a dreadful feeling, Nev? Yer kna, like Oz is sticking pins in a Dennis Patterson doll.

[Arrives on the sun terrace with a newspaper. He's very pissed off.] D'you know? Your boys are wasted in the building industry, Dennis! You ought to be organising military coups in a banana republic!

What's the matter?

Has someone been in bother, like?

Oh no, nothing like that, no. They've just spent half an hour slagging off some of the most influential members of Marbella society, of which I am no longer a member!

Dennis I thought it was a bit too good to last, like.

Aye, well you can whistle 'em all back out now because your true and humble status has been revealed to a grateful nation! [Drops the paper beside Dennis.]

Right, first thing in the morn, I'll get them back to work.

No, I've got a better idea, Dennis. Let's have a night shift!

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