Wayne, Customs Officer and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wayne

Can I help you, squire?

Oh, hello. No, I was... just admiring the car. Yours, is it?

Wayne

Yeah, that's right.

German, I notice.

Wayne

Yeah, BMWs normally are.

No, I meant the registration. [Points to the number plate.] "D-HB", that's the district of Düsseldorf, isn't it?

Wayne

Perhaps. 'Ere, listen, seein' as you're so bloody good at initials, how 'bout F.O.?

...Dunno that one.

Wayne

Didn't think you would(!) Look, what's all this about, mate? The car ain't for sale, all right?

Glad to hear it, because having already avoided import duty, you wouldn't want to break the law again, Mr. Wayne Winston Norris? [Shows his ID] Customs and Excise. [Tears a sheet of paper from his pad] Your receipt, sir. Keys, please, sir?

Dennis

What's the damage?

Wayne

I've gotta find about 800 quid before I can reclaim her. 'Til then, she stays there.

Dennis

You haven't got the money, presumably, have you?

Wayne

About 799 short of the mark, to be honest.

Dennis

Well, er... now we're workin', I can pay you some back again tomorrow, then after the next couple of weeks with Ally's bonus for finishing, that should cover it, shouldn't it?

Wayne

Nah, nah, it's all right. I can find the money, I'm just a bit annoyed with meself for getting caught out. See, when I drove it through Harwich, I told 'em I was just a visitor, didn't I?

Dennis

Well, you are just a visitor, aren't ya?

Wayne

You what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I mean is, I should've put it in the wife's name, eh?

Dennis

Can it not be registered in Christa's name now?

Wayne

It's too late for that, Den.