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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Jessup, Sir James and others in “Unfinished Business”

JJessup

Good afternoon, Sir James. I'm sorry about this.

JSir James

[Looking into the holding room, as does Neville] Are those the chaps?

JJessup

Yes, sir. I caught them red-handed.

JSir James

Oh, dear. [Turns to the desk sergeant] So, what do I do?

Excuse me, Sir James? Could I have a word with you, please?

JSir James

Of course, Neville.

No, no, I mean in private, like.

Those two poachers... they're my workmates.

JSir James

Really?

I'm sure they wouldn't have known what they were doin'. I mean, they wouldn't have known it was your property.

JSir James

I suppose not.

See, we're townies, aren't we?

JSir James

I suppose so. The thing is, they [The locals] take a dim view of that kind of thing, and being the landownder, I'm supposed to set an example.

Well... they could make amends.

JSir James

How?

Well, instead of paying the fine, maybe they could help me fix your barn.

JSir James

Well, it does seem a lot of fuss about nothing, and Celestia and I could have that trout for supper.

Hi, Neville.

What's happenin', Nev?

It's all right, Dennis. Sir James and I have fixed everything.

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