No, Oz! It wasn't my fault!
Don't hurt him, Oz!
[Pinning Moxey up against the wall, still covered in wet plaster] You won't take nowt serious, will yer? You, eh? Yer always pullin' some stunt or other!
Oz, it was Dennis, honest!
Dennis? Dennis is too straight up to play funny buggers!
Oz! Oz, it was a genuine mistake. It was a genuine mistake, really. [Oz flings wet plaster over Moxey's head] Look, Moxey's not malicious, is he? He's naive, right, but not malicilous.
[Getting up] Yeah. Right.
See? Just a genuine mistake, that's all.
[Turning on Barry] Well, so much for your bloody kismet, or whatever the hell you call it!
It's not my fault she weren't called Yvette, is it?
I feel a right berk now, though.
'Ey, Oz.
What?
Yvette... Christa, Kismet, whatever her bloody name is... I mean, what's the difference? What's in a name?
Aye. I mean, she may not be preordained from another life, Oz, but she ain't half got lovely bosoms.
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