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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Neville, Dennis and others in “Unfinished Business”

They're at it again.

Every time they see Oz it's a big joke. [Shouts down to the Turks] 'Ey! What's so funny, eh? [The Turks continue to laugh and jeer] Ho ho ho(!) [Confused, the lads climb down the ladder.] Oi... Here, here. Why you laugh at Oz?

Aye.

TWTurkish worker

This man saying, "Him taking my woman, I cutting him."

So? So what, like?

What? You lads say what?

TWTurkish worker

I say, "No cutting him. He's our friend, working together", but he says, "No, him taking my woman. I cutting him." Very mad.

Very mad? You can say that again. He's off his bloody rocker!

Shut up, man, Oz! So, how did you change his mind?

TWTurkish worker

I saying quick, "He's not taking your woman. We knowing this man. He's not taking any woman. He have nothing with women!"

What?

TWTurkish worker

We saying, "He nothing for woman, this man."

[To Dennis] What's he talkin' aboot? "Nothing for woman, this man."

Very ingenious, aye!

TWTurkish worker

So he laugh and go away. [The Turks laugh and turn to carry on with their work, as do Dennis, Neville and Bomber.]

Hey, hey, Dennis? Here, what are they on aboot here?

Oz, they saved your bacon.

Yeah, yeah, but how?

[Chuckling] Said you were a poofter! [Everyone laughs, while Oz just looks confused and/or offended]

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