No, no. Of course. You did the right thing, Wayne, in the circumstances. ...Well, I mean, especially if she... if she feels like that about it. ...No, I'll phone the undertakers. Er, it'll not have left yet.
Poor old Hedley, eh?
"Poor old Hedley"? You're jokin', aren't yer? He were a right little rascal. Aye, he made a fool of us right enough!
He must have fooled a lot more over the years.
He was a little waster, Bomber. He wasn't cashiered, yer kna. Court martialled, man.
I still think it's a shame, especially after all the work we've put in. Especially Oz.
Hey, Oz'll be at the airport, I've have to get after him. [Puts down his trowel and starts to run off]
Oh, aye, aye.
Wait a minute, Den. [Den stops.] Old Bomber may be on the slow side, but he's given Oz a lot of thought these last few days.
What are you gettin' at?
He had some scheme in mind about selling pornographic videos.
Porno videos?
[Thinking back to earlier in the week...] "Adult. Liable to give offence."
I knows that 'cos I saw them in his locker.
Yeah, so? What?
Well, I know they're not there now, 'cos I looked. And I don't want you to think I'm being vindictive just 'cos he mangled my foot, but they're gone. And so's the coffin.
The coffin [Finally putting 2 and 2 together...] Oh, hey, I cannae believe that, Bomber!
Can't you, Neville? Eh? Big-hearted Oz, all of a sudden? Sick grandads in London? Makes sense to me!
Now let's look at it this way. If he's really got a sick grandfather, then his trip's worthwhile. But if he's been having us on, he deserves everything he gets!
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