What's in the paper, then?
[Reading a paper.] Nothing that's gonna change the course of history, son. It's the music press, innit?
Oh. [Walks over to Wayne] You're really into that, aren't you? [Sits next to Wayne]
Music's my life, Moxey.
You should've been a rock star, you. Dead ringer for Ronnie Wood. Anybody ever told you that?
Yeah, couple of times, in fact. As it 'appens, I signed Woody's autograph for a couple of Fräuleins down the old town on Tuesday.
Go away, you didn't, did yer?
Yeah, yeah. There's no harm done though. They was thrilled at having met one of their idols, and I was gratified at having put a bit of colour into their otherwise drab existence.
That don't seem right to me somehow.
Look, I didn't abuse Woody's name by jumping 'em, did I? I could've.
Could you?
Ehh, they were all over me like a cheap coat, they were. But I've got a code of ethics, Moxey. I know where to draw the line.
Very c-c-commendable, that, in this day and age.
Yeah, ain't it? Mind you, bein' ethical don't 'alf put a crimp in your nuts!
Hello, Herr Grunwald. Its not Monday already is it?
No, it is not. It is Sunday. And on Sunday I expect to be with my family. At home.
Turfed you out, have they? Never mind, son. Pull up a bed. We accept all sorts in here.
Please, I am not in the mood for your insolence. Where's Patterson?
Dennis? Down the baths, I think. What d'you want 'im for?
He is your leader.
S'pose so. It's not a role he relishes, though.
Why? That's the problem?
Englanders are the problem. [Walks sternly towards Wayne and Moxey] They always are!
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