Hey, you're some swimmer, aren't ya?
At school I was even better. I won many prizes.
Did you win a prize for English too?
Oh yes, of course.
Just as well, isn'it? Otherwise we wouldn't have much to say to each other.
Ja? I'll just need to teach you German.
Oh ey, I might have to be 'round a long time for that!
So?
Suits me.
Me also.
I don't believe it!
[Running down the side of the pool to Dennis] How, Den!
What made you come here?
Oz seen you leaving with your towel, so we worked it out.
Oh, terrific(!)
[Resurfaces, spitting out some water] How, Dennis! [Swims up to Dennis, swallowing more pool water as he goes. He notices Dagmar at the other side of the pool] Hey, isn't that the tart from the office?
Oh aye, it's Dagmar.
[Covering his tracks] Aye, apparently she, er... comes here a lot, like, yer kna. I just, er... bumped into her. Just a coincidence, like.
[To Neville] Howay, then, get yerself in, Nev, man. It's lovely! [Neville dives in]
Aye, it's a great idea, this, Den!
Isn't it(?) Aye.
Well I can't understand why you never told wor you were coming. [To Neville] Give you a race.
Right! [Neville and Oz swim off. Dennis signals to Dagmar that he'll ring her. Dagmar reciprocates and swims off.]
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