Where have the lads gone?
[Drying his hair] Swimming. Can you believe, hey?
Ahh, that's a good idea.
Why?
Well, it's exercise, innit?
It's madness, son. Madness!
No it's not.
That Nev, he's into all them health things, isn't he?
Yeah. Tried to get me jogging the other week. I says, "No way." Told him what happened to my brother-in-law.
What did happen?
Well, he's into all that, in't he? You know, running, weights, calis-bleeding-thenics, whatever they call it. Mind you, you gotta bear in mind that bloke's a bit of a nutter, otherwise he wouldn't have married my sister, would he?
I don't know your sister, do I?
Nah, you're well out of there, ain't ya, son? Anyhow, he goes jogging every weekend, don't he? He's got all the gear and that, you know, the Adidas tracksuit, headband. So I says to 'im, I says, "You'll do yourself an injury, you will". I was right, weren't I?
How'd you mean?
Well, he only tries to jog across the red light at Catford Roundabout, don't he? Got hit by a juggernaut bound for the A2 to Dover. Laugh? I nearly bought me own beer!
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