All right, Wayne?
I might be, son. Look. [Points to a teenage girl at the gate of the site looking in. She looks about sixteen years old.]
Oh, I see. Yeah. While we ordinary mortals have to put up with a cup of coffee and a bar of Toblerone, Wayne's idea of tiffin is entirely different.
Yeah, well, son. She's been hanging around for half an hour, so she must want something, eh?
I've never heard of rock groupies, Wayne, but never cement groupies.
Yeah, Barry. I'll use that as my opening line. [Walks towards the girl]
I wonder if you can grow bromide.
Guten Tag! Eh? Wie gehts?
Sorry, I... don't speak German.
Heyyy, you're a long way from home, ain't ya? What is it? A netball tour of Europe or something, darling?
No, I've come to see my dad. He works here.
Oh yeah?
"Bomber" Busbridge he's called. I'm Tracy.
[His face falls, knowing what Bomber would do to him if he tried it on with her] Oh... I've got news for you, Tracy. He's not here, is he? No, he took off last night, back to Bristol to try and find you.
Oh, bugger it!
Yeah. Um... [Looks into the site] Look, you can't hang around here, love. There's hordes of randy Turks on this site. Come up here. [They meet at the gate, Wayne gives Tracy some money] Take this, right? Now, there's a bar down the road. You can get a nice cup of coffee and a game of pinball. Er, if you hang on there 'til one o'clock, me and some of your dad's mates'll come and sort it out, alright?
Ta.
All right. [She starts to walk off, but then stops and turns round.]
What's your name, then?
Wayne, ain't it
Thank you, Wayne. See you at one, then! [Having taken a shine to Wayne, she heads for the bar]
Mind how you go, love(!) [Heads back on site.]
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