[To Oz] Take this man's name, Oz. He's late.
I couldn't get the bed off me back this morning. I dunno what's the matter with us! I'm never usually this bad of a Monday morning.
What time did you come in last night, like? You must have been late 'cos I was in bed at midnight, you weren't there.
It's just as well, isn'it? Or else the lads might talk.
Just answer the question, eh?
I dunno. Half one?
Half one? What were you doing 'til half one?
I was out. In town. Walkin', like.
Walkin', like?
Aye.
Aye, well, I suppose it's one way of savin' up money.
Aye, and keepin' fit. [To Oz] Hey, hoy us that bolster, will you, Oz? [Oz doesn't respond.] Oz? [Goes over and picks it up himself] Give us that bolster, man! [To Dennis] What's the matter with him? Did he fall out of the wrong side of the coffin?
Aye, well, y'see, Oz reckons that you're letting the hut spirit down by goin' off on yer own, so as a mark of his disapproval, he's sent you to Coventry. Or whatever the German equivalent of Coventry is!
Dresden.
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