[Neville returns to the hut after a wild night out after what he intended to be his last day on the site. He is somewhat dishevelled and very hungover]
Look at the state of you! Where ya been?
Loads of places. Can't remember in what order.
Well, where did ya wake up?
Railway station. On a bench
It's a pity you didn't have your stuff with ya, yer could've hopped straight on the train.
Ay, where's Bomber?
I dunno, I think he went to the brothel.
Well, you didn't, like?
Certainly not!
Well, howay then, get yer gear together, and I'll get yer straight down the station.
Nah, I'm not going.
What?
I'm not going!
Let me guess why, you lost all your money, haven't yer, eh? You've blown it all on booze and gambling haven't yer, just like Bomber! Haven't yer?
I dunno how I ended up, man. (Stands up and takes several bank notes out of his pockets) I divna understand this German money.
Look at that lot!
What, did I win?
Did ya win? You're rich, bonny lad! [Oz and Dennis sort through the money]
Well, comfortably well off anyway. Ere, we'll charter a 747 with this, we can have him home for his tea!
I can't go home. Ever. (Starts to open his shirt)
Why not? Look, so you didn't stick it out, but you're going home with a wadful of money. Got nothing to be ashamed of, has he?
Oh, na!
Haven't I? How can I go home with this? (Shows a tattoo on his right arm - it's a pair of love hearts with the names "Neville" and "Lotte" on it)
Who's Lotte?
I can't remember!
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