[Arriving at Hook of Holland, Oz's car, which has seen better days, gets off the ferry...]
[As the radio loses frequency...] Well, lads, I'm afraid we're losing Radio 1.
Never knew we had it in this wreck.
'Ey, 'ey, canny car, this car.
What have yer got a Sunderland sticker on the back for? Didn't kna you supported them.
No, no, I don't, I don't, but the bloke I bought it off did, yer know. I was gonna try an' scrape it but I thought I might lose the bumper. [Sees the car ahead move on.] Whoa, man. Here we go. [To Neville in the back] Now don't panic, Neville. We'll all stick to the same story, right? We're off to catch butterflies in Bavaria!
[Oz gets pulled aside at Customs...]
Customs. Do you have anything to declare?
Er, no. Just the duty free. Scotch, cigarettes.
Can you open the back, please?
Yeah, erm, can you give us the keys, Oz?
It doesn't lock.
[Dennis gets out of the car and opens the boot. A female Customs officer checks their bags and pulls out a spirit level.]
What is this?
It's a spirit level.
What's "spirit level"?
Well, I'll show you. [Takes the spirit level and places it up beside a wall.]
What does it mean?
Yer wall's not plumb!
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