Right! How many birds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! One to run around screaming "What do I do?" and one to shag the electrician!
“The Missing Link” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Gene Hunt (6), Alex Drake (2), DS Ray Carling (1), Chris Skelton (1)
You're so naive.
And you're pissing me off!
Artemis. Goddess of the hunt. Good work, Viv.
That you, is it? Goddess of the Hunt?
Sounds like a potent symbol of female power.
Contrary to what Commie nutters like the RWF believe, and what you seem to have forgotten, this is the land of bloody democracy! Land of Hope and Glory! Rule Britannia! Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pud!
Oh dear Lord, if this is a test, I fear I may fail. And I thought it would be the booze or the fags but oh no! I'm gonna die in an underground vault, in the company of a posh, mouthy tart with a head full of brains and the common sense of a grain weevil.
Very nice, very poppy. Don't expect me to dance, though.
I am trying to find out who murdered this man. If that makes me a fascist, then "Heil bloody Hilter!"
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