Gene Hunt quotes from Ashes to Ashes

Gene Hunt

Today, my friend, your diary entry will read: took a prozzie hostage, and was shot by three armed bastards.

Gene Hunt

[after rescuing a dazed Alex from being run over] Are you crazy? Do you have any idea how much paperwork there is for suicides?

Gene Hunt

Don't waggle your fingers when you say my name.

Gene Hunt

[to Alex Drake] Take that seatbelt off! You're a police officer, not a bloody vicar.

Gene Hunt

Personally I have no desire whatsoever to see your bony, privately-educated bottom, but it's good for morale.

Gene Hunt

[after Shaz offers an opinion on the intended target of a bomb] When I need advice from a lobotomised Essex girl, I will ask for it!

Gene Hunt

An agency girl that accuses a client of rape, that's going to go down about as well as a pork pie at a Jewish wedding.

Gene Hunt

Right! How many birds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! One to run around screaming "What do I do?" and one to shag the electrician!

Gene Hunt

Contrary to what Commie nutters like the RWF believe, and what you seem to have forgotten, this is the land of bloody democracy! Land of Hope and Glory! Rule Britannia! Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pud!

Gene Hunt

Oh dear Lord, if this is a test, I fear I may fail. And I thought it would be the booze or the fags but oh no! I'm gonna die in an underground vault, in the company of a posh, mouthy tart with a head full of brains and the common sense of a grain weevil.

Gene Hunt

Very nice, very poppy. Don't expect me to dance, though.

Gene Hunt

I am trying to find out who murdered this man. If that makes me a fascist, then "Heil bloody Hilter!"

Gene Hunt

You know some people get Pick Of The Pops, I get Pick Of The Twats [Looks at Chris]

Gene Hunt

[to Alex] You want a hunk of the Gene Genie in case the nasty man scares you?

Gene Hunt

How would you like to grow up knowing your daddy tried to blow you to kingdom come?