Ashes to Ashes · Season 1, Episode 5
“The Smoking Gun” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Alex Drake (4), Gene Hunt (3), Chris Skelton (1)
[Alex, Gene, Chris and Ray have walked into a hotel room minutes after Neary has had gay sex. Chris opens up a briefcase that turns out to be full of sex toys. He holds up a dildo and inspects it.]
He must have bloody big ears.
Wrong orifice, Chris. It's a butt plug.
['Chris looks at it, still puzzled.]
It goes up your arse, Chris!
[Gene mistakenly believes that Alex was a hooker after she explains her cover for an investigation, and after setting him straight says he might have 'fancied a punt'.]
Hang on, hang on! Now this is worth getting straight. I'm imagining you, imagining paying for sex with me, in my imaginary role, as an imaginary street whore.
You must have a filthy mind.
Like an absolute sewer, apparently.
Can we concentrate please on the crimes he commits and not whose cock he sucks?
What am I doing here really? What is the point of all this?
To dress like a tart. Wiggle your arse in my direction, and fill my days with glimpses of the depths of your depraved mind. It's good enough for me, Bolly.
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