Will you just shut up and listen to me! This is my bloody fantasy, and I will be listened to!
Excuse my colleague. Education of a toff, manners of a sewer rat.
“The Happy Day” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Gene Hunt (8), Alex Drake (5)
[to Alex Drake] Take that seatbelt off! You're a police officer, not a bloody vicar.
Personally I have no desire whatsoever to see your bony, privately-educated bottom, but it's good for morale.
A real, living, breathing Thatcherite businessman. How completely brilliant.
Personal friend of the Great Handbag herself, so try and behave.
I promise not to twang his red braces.
[the elevator doors open, revealing Danny Moore; Alex's eyes widen.]
... more than once.
We found a small amount of explosives on land near the Royal Docks.
Well, technically a small dog found it. He's an even smaller dog now.
[after Shaz offers an opinion on the intended target of a bomb] When I need advice from a lobotomised Essex girl, I will ask for it!
Please?
No.
I'll let you stamp my bum.
I'll get my coat.
DI Bollyknickers, you appear to be drunk in charge of a handbag and dressed like a tart again.
Oh, piss off, you lardy fascist!
We'll make a copper of you yet.
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