I can't see! Move your head!
You're not the boss of me, Mr. Goopy.
D.W., please move your big, large, enormous, gopher-looking head.
[gasps] At least my head doesn't look like a football with glasses!
No, your head looks like a big meatloaf with raisins!
We'll be back at 10:30. Here's the phone number. The kids shouldn't need anything.
Mom! Arthur said my head looks like a watermelon except for the bad haircut!
She started it!
I can handle it. Have a good time!
Thanks. Be good, kids!
She started it.
I have a lot of homework, so why don't you two go play quietly at opposite ends of the house?
I ditch my room!
I wouldn't want to go to your stupid messy girl-room anyway!
Clammy clam-face!
Turtle-breath!
Hey!!
I don't have turtle-breath! Smell!
What's going on here?
He called me turtle-breath!
Why are you in her room?
She took my red crayon.
I had to! It's a castle coloring book! There's a lot of bricks!
D.W., give him his crayon. Arthur, go back to the den.
This isn't working because Arthur knows more words than me. Catherine, you're so smart. What's another word for "boring"?
If you wanna know the words that mean the same as other words, you look in a thesaurus.
I can't read!
I'll look it up for you.
You are tedious!
Huh?
I did it! I did it! I win! Yahoo! Yay!
Tedious, tedious... hey! Do you know another word for "annoying"?
Does the saurus have a word for someone who eats too much cake?
You kids are really working on your vocabulary! I'm so impressed!
You are distended from eating cake. Plus you are both corpulent and adipose.
You are... vapid.
If I'm vapid, you're atrocious and heinous. I bet you don't even know what that means. I do.
Well, at least my initials don't stand for "dimwit".
Ha, Tommy Tibble came up with that and he's my age. You lose!
Oh, I know what you are. You wanna know what you really are? You're such a... Dora Winifred!
[gasps]
Dora Winifred! Dora Winifred!
Stop it! Stop it! Make him stop!
Alright, bedtime!
[whines]
[smirks]
Arthur thinks he's so great.
Now go to sleep, D.W.
I'm not gonna let him beat me.
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