You're doing it all wrong!
I am not! I am not! I am not!
What's going on, you two?
Arthur's ruining the game! He's not playing right.
I am so! I roll the dice, I move around the board.
But you're supposed to be having fun. Look at the little boy on the box!
That little boy is not playing with you.
Arthur, is there another game you can play?
Yes. I'll go set it up.
Mom, Dad! I can't write a report that I played Confuse the Goose! Everyone will laugh at me.
Why don't you read a book to D.W.?
Yes, that should be quiet... eh, fun.
Mom and Dad said I don't have to play that. But I'll read to you.
Mom! Arthur said you said he didn't have to play with me!
I don't know what you can do, Arthur.
Everything around here is too boring to be in a report.
I'm ready! Hm-hm! Hm-hm! Hm-hm!
Just watch wrestling until the rain stops. How long can it rain for?
This system is very similar to a monsoon during which it rains nonstop for an entire month.
Arthur? Are you still here?
Like it would be so hard to play one game of Confuse the Goose with your adorable sister.
"Once upon a time..."
Let me guess. They lived happily ever after, right?
Right.
I knew it. Boring!
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