Steve Holt!
S1 E3Bringing Up Buster
S1 E4Key Decisions
I care deeply for nature.
You're wearing ostrich-skin boots.
Well, I don't care about ostriches.
LBLucille Bluth
I'll be in the hospital bar.
Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Well, this is why people hate hospitals. [Cackles at her own wit]
She's just wigged out because I have a girlfriend.
A waiter hands him a note and suddenly he's Steve McQueen. He doesn't even know what she looks like.
I know that she's a brownish area with points.
You're just jumping right into this, huh?
That's what you do when life hands you a chance to be with someone special. You just grab that brownish area by its points and you don't let go no matter what your mom says.
PWPrison warden
You really think you can break out of my prison?
You won't even know I was here.
The warden was intrigued-- Less about the stunt, and more about the prison beatings this brash magician was sure to receive.
Hey, speaking of kidding, How serious are you about Marta? I get the sense that there's not much of a future there. Am I reading that right?
[from inside the prison] Let me ask you something. How would you feel if I came down on you hard?
You're saying I'm not reading this right.
No, I'm saying move the bike. I need to jump on you to break my fall.
MMarta
I just couldn't find my keys.
Well, my brother may have eaten them.
S1 E5Visiting Ours
Take off your glasses. Oh... wait, wait. Let down your hair. No: glasses on, hair back up. Let's just get that hair right back up.
Let me turn the lights off.
Yes, yes, please.
How's that? Is that better?
It just seems like there's still light coming in from under the door.
I just haven't had sex in a month.
You know, you've been here two months.
It's hard to gauge time.
Yeah, I'll bet.
I [bleep]ed Kitty!
Gob! I just wanted you to get the information.
I got the information.
You did, huh? About the international accounts?
Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, I didn't get any information.
Gob? I wish I would have know you were coming. I am a mess.
I don't know if a call from me would've changed that.
Do you like my outfit?
Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Gob!
No, I need your chair. Get up.
S1 E6Charity Drive
Come on, face it. You just do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego. You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.
The wetlands.
To do what with them?
Dry them.
Save them.
From drying.
Look, I screwed up, ok? I'm lost, and I hate them. I hate the Wetlands. They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere, and I think I maced a crane, Michael.
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