Gloria and Roxy in “Viral”

You? What are you doing here?

I own the place. [smiles] What are you doing here?

Had to get out of the apartment.

Beer? First one's on the house. It's my door-in-the-face special.

Thanks.

So, you've been married less than a month.

Yeah

How'd you meet?

Online.

[looks at Gloria] You're kidding.

I was tired of living at home with my brothers and sisters. I saw this home movie An Officer and a Gentleman, you know?

[grins] Yeah, I know. Very romantic.

Right? So I started looking on these military dating sites. There he was in uniform, looking hot.

I get that.

Chatted online, went dancing when he came into the city. He opened the taxi door for me. [smiles wistfully] I'll never forget that. On our second date he proposed. [looks at Roxy] Stupid, right?

Well, I met Trevor when I was bartending. Four days later, he proposed.

Yeah?

Uh-hmm. It's worked out so far.