Joan and Roland in “The Best of Friends”

Charlie Mayfield thinks that she can get away with anything because she's colorful

Which pushes your buttons. Obviously.

It is not personal. I have a garrison to run. If people don't follow regs, discipline erodes.

[pauses] Right.

Don't say it like that.

I'm just s– [looks at Joan] I'm just saying that a woman's gotta do her job. You should've seen our son. He loved it there.

I'm not saying he can't go back. I'm just saying sh––

She's a pain in your butt.

[looks at Roland] Exactly.

[looks at Joan's butt] And such a nice butt too.

[stops and looks at Roland] Stop... [laughs]