Dee Dee, Olivia and others in “Unfinished Business”

I'm gonna tell you guys a secret, but you have to promise to never ever tell anyone.

Sure.

Promise.

I have a friend. I bought it when I was 16.

I bought mine when I was 14. But then my mom noticed my trash can was full of batteries and I was back to idling on my brother's moped.

[holding a pillow] His name is Mario Lopez.

[short pause] That's a pillow.

I know. But I pretend it's Mario Lopez.

How far do you go with him, Dee Dee?

All the way to sleep.

That might be the cutest thing I've ever heard.