Here, Captain Peacock, have you asked Rumbold yet about selling the perfume?
No. He's busy showing Miss Belfridge the ropes.
I bet she can't type with more than one finger.
That's exactly what my wife said when I showed her the photo.
What photo?
Oh er... in the senior staff magazine. Here. "Menswear News. Miss B. Belfridge wins top position as C. Rumbold's temporary secretary" Look.
[Photo shows Miss Belfridge in a bathing suit]
She's in a bathing costume!
Just.
Well, it does liven up an otherwise abysmally dull publication.
Huh. Bet old jug ears didn't dare show that to his missus.
Not if he has any sense. Mine was even worried she was on the same floor as me.
Well, you do have quite a reputation, Stephen.
[Chuckles]
Well you used to.
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