Because you said we were on a break!
So two days later your cock's wet?
[scoffs] Oh, I'm sorry, Lana, is there a grace period? Because...
[they begin arguing over each other]
There is an acceptable amount of time...
...if there is, you neglected to tell me about it...
...before you start cramming your trash dick...
...but I guess that's par for the course with you...
...into every woman unlucky enough to walk by with...
...because you never bother to consult with me on... Sterling Archer,
anything!
And for your information, this stupid break wasn't my idea, it was yours!
Because you, prolapsed rectum that you are, are infatuated with Veronica Deane, whose cobwebby old snooch, by the way... [looking at Archer's crotch] I can smell from here!
[chuckling] Well, it's not cobwebby anymore.
[Archer drinks directly from the champagne bottle he had been holding in front of his exposed privates. Lana attacks him]
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