And what the hell are you wearing?
I think, technically, it's a... loincloth?
[pause]
Fashioned out of a baby-doll nightie.
[Malory lifts a finger to say something, then lets out a sigh]
Well, sorry, Mother. I didn't know I was going to a funeral.
[pauses]
[looks to Lana] I would've worn a black one.
[everyone gives him a stern look except Lana, who closes her eyes and shakes her head]
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