Well, angel, we meet again. But this time, it is I who possess the power. Isn't that right, Neil?
Ugh! Neelzebub!
Neelzebub, right. You may be interested to know that I purchased six cases of beer for Neelzebub and his underaged friends, and then I am going to drive them all to the Insane Clown Posse show.
And how is that gonna defeat me?
That's a pretty good question. Neil?
Hey, guys, you want to see me fart on something?
Neil, over here, please.
Oh, God! Read from the scrolls!
Hmm. I'll hypnotize you like a vampire. Bite your neck and set your head on fire.
Are those actual ICP lyrics?
Yeah.
"I'll hypnotize you, then bite your neck, then set your head on fire" there's, like, one -- one item in there is not necessary at all, and you can take your pick.
Neil, he's not doing anything. Got nothing here.
It's gonna take like a few minutes now, 'cause you weren't standing still and you didn't have your hands up. So can you, like, drive us to the concert now?
But your mom's gonna pick you up, right?
Yeah, um, Lee's mom.
Leeman the demon? I thought he was grounded.
He's uh, he's sneaking out.
Wait, wait, wait. If he's sneaking out, how is his mom going to pick you up? Does he tell his mom he's sneaking out? 'Cause then it's not really sneaking out, right?
Yeah, Neil? She won't know about it.
Uh, well, can you pick us up, also?
Both ways?!
You're just chauffeuring these guys around.
You never even told Lee's mom, did you? Did you?! That was not part of the deal, Neil.
Ooh, quick question. Is this is part of the deal? [sends Master Shake to the flaming area]
Whoa! no way!
Oh, my god, that's fuckin' awesome.
[reappears charred and burning] Aah! aah! That's your cue, Neil! Come on!
Whoa!
No way!
Call upon the power! aah!
Can you show me that? Show me that! You got to show me that!
Well, maybe when you're older, tiger. How old are you, anyway?
14 1/2.
Neil! You said you were fully licensed to do this!
Well, Yeah, I said that, but um, my Dad's an attorney, and he says you got to get everything in writing. Sorry.
Fine. You know what? I'm ending this now. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
Bye.
Nice to meet you all. I'll see you all in hell. [sticks a shotgun in his mouth and kills himself]
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