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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 7

Master Shake and Angel in “Juggalo”

[in a hospital room near an elderly man on life support]

This is the plan? What the hell is this?!

Shut up and read! Aloud! For his pleasure.

Come on this guy isn't even awake! Bleah. Smells like hot clam juice in here!

Read to him!

[gives him the finger] Read this. Between the lines. What does it say?

[Angel sighs and sends Master Shake down to a flaming place for about 5 seconds, Master Shake reappears charred and burning]

Ooh, ooh, okay which book? Show me- Show me which book so I can read to that guy!

The pop-up book! [gives Shake a book entitled "Sammy the Gerbil and His Big Muffin Adventure"]

Well there's nothing to read! All the pages are gone!

He won't mind. He doesn't have any family.

Yeah, because he's boring. Would you visit this? I wouldn't! You have to engage people, with clever conversation and- [Angel sighs and sends Master Shake screaming down to the burning place again for about 5 seconds, Master Shake reappears charred and burning] Ahh ahh ahh! Okay! So here's the title! Sammy the Gerbil, and His Muffin Adventure.

[long pause]

Over and over and over again!

[annoyed] Sammy the Gerbil and his Muffin Adventure.

Make it your own!

[a little more feeling] Sammy the Gerbil and his Muffin Adventure!

Have fun with it!

[mysteriously] Sammy, the Gerbil! And his Muffin, ADVE-E-ENTURE!!!

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