Meatwad, Carl and others in “Carl Wash”

Oh, here we go. This is the first part of our patented three step treatment. [Garbage juice from a dumpster is poured on Carl's car]

Ya that kinda looks like you're just sorta slingin' dirt on it.

Well that-what that actually is is dumpster juice, which is sort of a combination of rain water and garbage; very acidic. Very harsh on the paint job.

And uh, why are we doing this again?

It's just a precoat. I mean, obviously we need to prep the outer coat for, you know, the cat urine. [Cats are lowered and shaken and their urine spreads on Carl's car] And of course the hammers. [A rotating hammer device is lowered, destroying Carl's car]

What the hell are you doin'!?

Look Carl, lets just lay back down and relax okay [Meatwad puts on a gas mask and gas blows in through a vent]

Whadda? Whadda?

Lets allow the mystery gas to do its work. [Carl sighs as he is drugged] And don't worry, we totally redo the paint [Two cans of green and yellow spray paint are lowered and start spraying Carl's car] in a color of our own choosing.

Ehh, whatever. I'm easy.

Hello, Carl. I too, am Carl. And this is my son, Carl Jr.

(vague jabbering)

We are all Carl.

...neat.

Yes. Yes. Remove his brain!