Carl, Bart Oates and others in “Bart Oates”

I don't recognize this place.

Carl, huddle up. This is Linda Hamilton's house. She is destined to play Sarah Connor in The Terminator. And Sarah Connor will give birth to John, and he will lead the resistance to the rise against the machines.

Well, I mean she's already been in that movie.

Well, I've been sent by the machines to get you to kill Linda Hamilton.

What're you talking about man? She's an actress.

C'mon Carl. Ya gotta do it brother. Ya gotta go all the way. Do it for Tuna, do it for L.T. C'mon man, this is our house. This is Linda's house. We gotta run a trap and you gotta lay a big hurt on Linda.

"Lay a big hurt on"- listen to yourself. She's an actress! It was a movie! This is friggin' stupid!

"Stupid?" Are you kidding me? Listen man, when I had my knee surgery the computers replaced all my parts with metal machinery [Bart removes his skin to reveal a metally trashy inside] Wanna see?

Looks like they did it on a budget. I don't see any computers in there.

What?

Lotta cans here.

Oh man, the computers lied to me.

Ah, ya think?

Oh no! My whole life is a sham! [Linda Hamilton's alarm system goes off]

[The eyes of two large Terminator heads on the fence of Linda Hamilton's mansion glow red] Intruders!

All right drama queen, lets get outta here before Linda wakes up.